Mass Effect 3 brought homosexual relations to the BioWare series for the first time – on top of the mixed-gender loving already available – and it seems Mass Effect 4 will take things one step further.
But we’re not quite sure how. In what can only be described as a vague interview we asked BioWare’s chief of sexy time Alan Binn where the developer would take a normally taboo social element next.
Because we aren’t sure what the answer was, we’ll just give you the whole segment verbatim. Take from it what you will:
GWG: So; penis and vagina, penis and penis, vagina and vagina. When it comes to Mass Effect 4, where can you go from here?
Binn: Well, we’re in the early stages at the moment, but let’s just say you’ll be able to chisel your wicket.
GWG: What do you mean?
Binn: You know, you’ll be able to hand over the rolling pin.
GWG: We don’t follow…
Binn: You’ll be able to stroke your sausage tree.
GWG: Come again?
Binn: Jump-start the Mondeo
GWG: Huh?
Binn: Whack the rain-stick
GWG: Sorry…
Binn: You’ll be able to dish out the fondue
GWG: Still not following…
Binn: You’ll be able to… consolidate your monthly loans.
GWG: You’re going to have to spell it out for us…
Binn: Congratulate the admiral, strip the willow, raise the genital flag.
GWG: … Let’s move on to multiplayer.
